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All of the past definitions are false. There is only one true definition for "Fump" It is a word made up by a child a few months ago and it's defenition is a goblin-like creature with a large head and green skin. The word fump can be used as a verb (to fump) a noun (a fump) an adverb (fumpily) and a adjective (fumpy).

Dude, I just saw a fump!
Dude, I swear he fumped right on the fump!
You fumped SO fumpily.
Well, you're quite fumpy.

To fart in someone's eat until sexual stimulation or orgasm commences.

*fump fump fump*

Oh god papi, your so good at fumping.

Fump is the feeling of the sound of water as it splashes in the liver while jogging.

drink a pint of water before jogging, and you'll feel that fump within minutes

You combine fuckin and humping to get "fumping" So when you say fumping, you mean 'fuckin humping'

"haha Kaila! Look at them, they're fumping!"

Hashtag abbreviation of "Fuck You, Mr. President."

"#FUMP is trending. What does that stand for? "

"Fuck You, Mr. President."

"Say no more, fam."

once you are done fucking a girl,you feel like dumping her and you do it for a new one .

jack : damn,im sick of this fat bitch
mike : aint she worth a shot ?

jack : hell yeah,im gonna fump her !

The alternate version of Forrest Gump starring Al Gore.

Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump