A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fump is the feeling of the sound of water as it splashes in the liver while jogging.
drink a pint of water before jogging, and you'll feel that fump within minutes
Hashtag abbreviation of "Fuck You, Mr. President."
"#FUMP is trending. What does that stand for? "
"Fuck You, Mr. President."
"Say no more, fam."
The act of bumping fists.
"Your spicy chipotle sauce is the bomb. Give me a FUMP!"
"Hey bro, give me a fump..."
"Fump IT"
"Fump yeah!"
"Can't fump this"
The alternate version of Forrest Gump starring Al Gore.
Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump