A fork of Rural Dictionary
The unit of measurement used to determine the girth of an object or person.
Person: "Hello, I would like to ship a package."
UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."
The great metal God of girth who will wash away your sins and lead you to mechanical salvation.
Girth Robot lives!
Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.
I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.
A well endowed man, not only in length but width as well.
- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.
- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.
- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.
Rick's dick is so big, that when he slid it up in her, he still had two hands on the base. It was like a fat kid wearing a shmedium shirt. Now Rick is known as Girth Brooks.
Roy Brooks' name if he were to work in the adult film industry.
Roy's penis isn't really that long, but he makes up for it in girth!
When two larger men sandwich a less girthy woman between them, creating a girth sandwich of double penetration
Kyle and Gabe made a girth sandwich out of Gia.