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To steal something and smile as you walk away with it because you are happy about stealing it.
Dude, that obnoxious asshole at the end of the bar just hit on my girlfriend and grabbed her ass, so I GLEEPED his car keys and flushed them down the bar toilet! Hahahahaha.
retarded people say this
"gleep" Jim are you retarded?
v. to steal accidentally, usually in reference to a lighter
Person 1: I pocketed your lighter on accident, I'm sorry. Person 2: You gleeped it? I've been robbed! lol