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Glaswegian Glory Hole

The Glaswegian Glory Hole is a variant of The Glory Hole, and is not limited to the city of Glasgow, it can be enjoyed the world over. Partakers in this special kind of sexual activity place their penis into a Pot Noodle (or other suitable foodstuff) and make their way down the street pushing their cock into neighbours letterboxes. More often than not this is rewarded by a very appreciative canine who will proceed to enjoy the Pot Noodle coated phallus whilst sexually peasuring the participant. This practice is not limited to men as by carefully placing a spoonful of Pot Noodle into the vagina ladies can position themselves against a neighbours letterbox quite easily with the help of a small brick to step on and appreciate hours of "licky dog" stimulation.

Joe had a Glaswegian Glory Hole Last Night, that dog licked the lot off.

by BeermanV December 01, 2013

Popcorn Glory Hole

A term used to describe the hole cut in the bottom of a popcorn container by a man hoping to receive a handjob from a woman while at a movie.

I was hoping to pull off the popcorn trick last night with Ursula, but I cut my popcorn glory hole too small, and was only able to get the tip through. She was not entertained.

by just plain old sam March 17, 2010

Glory-hole

When as Mira (rainbow 6 siege) you're looking through a window and Maverick sneaks up under it proning, makes a hole to that same wall and shoots you through it.

"there's a glory-hole under bathroom Mira-window. I just got shot through it"

by justtriedtobefunnylol December 05, 2018

Schrodinger’s glory hole

When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.

Last night at ‘El Sak’ I was pondering the concept of Schrodinger’s glory hole

by Brent’s Johnson October 22, 2017

Pay glory hole

A glory hole that you have to pay to use. You put money in it and it opens up a hole about the size of a penis and if no ones there you wait till someone pays to use the other side or with a nother type after you pay and the hole opens up a prostitute is on the other side to take your pecker.

They put in a new pay glory hole.

by Deep blue 2012 March 08, 2010

Hazletonian Glory Hole

A form of exhibitionism, in which a white female tween pushes her naked rear up to a chain link fence, while two Dominican males separately penetrate the women's anus and vagina, through the fence. Very common in Hazleton, Pennsylvania.

Perez: Check out that bitch with the iCarly backpack, signaling us into a Hazletonian Glory Hole.

Carlos: You get the asshole this time, I am sick of scraping shit out of my foreskin.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010

Glory Hole Queen

A woman that frequents the giving end of a glory hole..

You know her, shes that glory hole queen from the club..

by F 1 B 3 R September 08, 2010