A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something Erling Braut Haaland does every single day and night which is why he is so good at football.
Interviewer: "What's your secret? You've scored 10 times now in the champions league." Haaland: "To work hard." Hard work is the process of persevering through something that requires a great deal of effort and endurance.
Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)
Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?" Iam & Hym😐😐 "................" Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person." Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............." Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad." Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar* Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?" Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride." Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!" Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!" Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk* Business owner *muffled screams* Hym *gets in car* Iam "Don't..." 👋😟 Hym *drives away* Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩