A fork of Rural Dictionary
A massive wad of hair that gets stuck in your ass crack
When I went to wipe my ass I felt a hagrid inkeep
The act of having Hagrid-like hair whilst riding your bike around town with your arms perfectly flexed at a 90 degree angle while simultaneously swinging from one side to the other in order to maintain balance.
Oh WOW! Look at that girl hagriding down the road!
the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect
Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original
me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north
no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop
Nut in the shape of a lightning bolt on her forehead and yell "you're a wizard harry"
Ya bro just give her a Dirty Hagrid she'll definitely be into it !