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I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.

Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick… (Ding dong) Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason! Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick! Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now? Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out” Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the “I-see-a-cock-al-itus”

by Double triple February 05, 2022

Dumb bitch-itus

Mary jane newby

Mj falls for stupid guys who only want to play games and then ghost her, but it's not her fault cause she has dumb bitch-itus.

by Scarlett Love September 27, 2020

Kompa-itus

Kompa-itus, pronounced "cohm-PA-ih-tus." The word is a portmanteau of Kompa and Tinnitus. They are those Haitian Kompa and Beat songs that are stuck in your head by playing themselves there over. And over. And over. Someone infected with Kompa-itus may find themselves humming and whistling to the song and can end up dancing to tune that's playing inside their heads. It usually happens after a heavy night of dancing partying or after hearing a Haitian DJ plays them over the air on Haitian Community radio, even streaming them on Youtube, Spotify and Souncloud can do it to you. The term "Kompa-Itus" was originally coined by RENÉ Guemps in 2019.

Yo Theodore! "I think I got a bad case of Kompa-itus, do you know how to get them out?" "Ah man, I heard that the only cure for that is to go back and listen to all the songs you keep hearing in your head all over again or else they'll never leave"

by Negre Marron Records January 24, 2019

Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese. The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

skittle-itus

where someone becomes seriously addicted to skittles and cannot help mentioning then in day to day conversations OR seeing rainbows or other multi-coloured items maks them instantly crave skittles.

meegan: Look over there a rainbow! sabrina: OMG taste the rainboww...i really want some skittles right now meegan: dude you have a serious case of skittle-itus

by Meegan E April 26, 2012

Dumbass-Itus

Its when he/she is a dumbass and infects people with dumbass-itus

Boy: I banged ya mum Girl: Ohh shit you gave ma mum Dumbass-Itus

by testtube baby June 18, 2016

Woodious-Itus

When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius

Jack, you’re suffering from Woodious-Itus

by mad_max.0 July 09, 2021