A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most enticing man you will ever meet. His slicked back georgous blonde hair glistens under the light as his sweat penentrates his scalp. You sense whenever he is near as his pheremones are most superior. Anyone who has the privledge of seeing his sweet cheeks when he picks up a screw, or his gorgeous gut as he stretches up, knows how pure he is.
God I fucking love Jordon Smith!!!
Damn is that Jordon over there?? 😍
The Dirty jordon, is an sexual act
- where a guy whom wears glasses proceeds to walk in a room thats occupied by a group of people having an ogry, than continues walking around the room looking lost until his invited into the group
The dirt jordon
Hey did you see that guy totally dirty Jordon his way into that orgy lastnight?
Just walking around the room a waiting to be spotted like waldo
A really nice kid who lives on
Why did you scroll this far to see his address?
Either way he is a really nice half-life 2 obsessed guy who you should give your donut too
Dwayne: "Here I got you some ice cream. It kinda looks like Gordon Freeman."
Tiago: "Awwww thanks. You are such a Kyran Jordon
A better rapper than slurry that's fosho one the best in mi
Jordon stepps new album is fire
Mark: "I might write on her Facebook wall how much she truly means to me"
Me: "your not even a simp. Your a jordon anderson"
the best boyfriend i could ever ask for.
he makes me the happiest person alive. i don’t want him to ever doubt this. i really love this boy with all my heart & i’d never leave him.
it’s us against the world after all. right?
i love you jordon ang.
shayne
25 nov 2021