A fork of Rural Dictionary
Know-it-all. Someone who presumes to know more than what they actually do.
She should be driving a Kia. She is such a Kia. Know-it-all, intellectual, windbag
Killed In Action. KIA is South Korea 2nd largest automobile manufacturer.
The Underground CIA. One who has insider information and/or disinformation about a wide variety of topics and subjects. Bullshit artist.
"Man, that KIA sure winded me with her viewpoints and persepctives on the psychosocial manipulation and subversion of the masses!"
Greg: Yo Frank I just got you a new car!
Frank: Why the fuck would you give me a Kia I hate that shit
Greg: I work at a fucking Raleys you should be thankful
An annoying scene girl who is freakishly tall. Usually stands somewhat like a child who has to pee very badly. Also Kias are very likely to have a septum piercing, which they will play with a lot. Giving the illusion that they always have they’re fingers up they’re nose. Kias may also be very skinny and in need of a sandwich.
"Did you see how that girl was standing?!"
"Yeah, she looked like a kia!"
"Whoa! Did you see that Kia?!"