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King Kong build

This is a powerful, muscular build, like King Kong.

The wrestler had a real King Kong build!

by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

by bigboijohns November 11, 2015

King Kong Quisha

A big fat black girl that loves to fight. They specialize in pulling out weaves and bitch slapping other King Kong Quishas.

"Girrrrrl, Kimbo slice be up in this bitch poppin' them King Kong Quishas!"

by NigTerms101 October 23, 2009

King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021

King Kong Bundy

1. Legendary Pro Wrestler, best known for facing Hulk Hogan in a Cage Match at WrestleMania 2. Other career highlest include having referees do 5 a count, opposed to the traditional 3 count, wrestling (and winning) the shortest match in WrestleMania history, at the inaugural event, defeating S.D. Jones in 9 seconds, and joining The Million Dollar Corporation in upon his return to the WWF/E in 1994. This led to feud with The Undertaker, which saw The 'Taker get the win over Bundy at WrestleMania XI, adding him to the The Undertaker's Mania Streak of men he has defeated. 2. Often credited with being the inspiration for the families last name on the popular television show Married... with Children. Bundy even appeared in two episodes of the show, one playing Peggy's uncle Irwin, with the second one playing his wrestling character.

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by Q Bomb February 15, 2010

king kong shit

A shit that is so awful that it rips your anus and destroys any toilet that comes in range.

Dude that King Kong Shit clogged my whole neighborhoods septic systems and sent me to the hospital.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

King Kong style

Have sex King Kong style by tying your girlfriend's wrists to the bedposts (or two trees if you are outside).

I tied her up King Kong style last night and she had three orgasms in a row!

by Laura12 April 30, 2008