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Someone who thinks there bad but is a straight weapon and when pressured buy ops they flop it. Act like there a leader but in reality is a straight up sheep and is a dickhead to most people.

Shut the fuck up bruv, your a kitch

Kids who act like little bitches. Kid+bitches = kitches

Why did my son invite a bunch of little kitches to his birthday party?

A karen who is a acting like a bitch (Karen + Bitches = Kitches)

Karen: DONT STEP ON MY LAWN Somebody: STOP BEING A KITCHES, JEEZ

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A new level of karen typically young who acts extra bitchy. A cross between karen and bit*h ... kitch.

That karen is really more of a kitch. She is such a kitch

Shortend version of kitchen, A nickname for someone who is wise and smart People who are called 'Kitch' are top of the As

Hey 'Kitch' how's your day?

Kitches are often peoples bottom bitches they survive through forging desperate half arsed friendships with the same people who call them a nonce when their backs turned their reputations are often for short adulterous relationships which by some account they enter in with ease though they have the effect of leaving the other person despising them they are characterised mainly by their large head 0.5 inch penis their paedophilic behaviour around peoples sisters and their ugly ass voice

Oh No! Dont Worry, Everyone Hates Kitch Kitch: "What Does Your Body Want"?