A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you wedge a rubber ducky into a woman's anus without her knowledge. Usually during intercourse and especially if she likes anal play.
I don't know what will be worse, when she sees it in the toilet or realizes it's off her own tub. The phantom mallard strikes again.
Someone who panic buys - especially from a grocery store or supermarket - upon hearing of an impending crisis or emergency.
“Look how much stuff he has on his trolly, it’s only a cyclone. What an absolute Mallard.”
When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.
John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.
Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head
mallard._.duck__vr has bad internet but is still good at gorilla tag, if he had better internet he would probably be better than sleet_vr/aceyninjavr
mallard._.duck__vr has bad internet.
a hefty dune coon, has gammy legs most the time.
"here comes lewis mallard, i heard he likes children!"