A fork of Rural Dictionary
Martha is that odd 70 year old with emotional problems who says bling-bling and has eyeliner tattooed on her face.
She is such a bling-bling loving drama queen...she is SUCH a Martha!
when a girl queefs and semen explodes out of her vagina.
damn! that martha was ridiculous!
oh man! i just martha'd all over!!
Taken from Rastabilly Skank's third album 'Martha' describing the sexual arousal experienced at receiving emails from crazy women.
When he saw his inbox he got such a Martha it hurt.
When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
After screwing Nikki I didn't have time for a shower so I had Kelli just give me a Martha instead.