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A vagina that is so loose it has no end.
Victim: She was so loose it was like fucking Mary poppin's purse
A girl whose vagina is so huge it almost seems magical. She can fit umbrellas, cows, and half of "small town USA" in it- at the same time. When she sends naked pictures of herself she leaves her panties on so all of her "special belongings" don't fall out. Beware, if you choose to enter, you get a free gift with penetration... if you can find your way out. The gift that keeps on giving...
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Yeah, I've heard she has a Mary Poppins Vagina.
The act of sliding a long, staff-like object into a container that should in no way be able to hold the entire length
Did you see that sword swallower at the circus? He was reverse Mary Poppinsing that thing ALL the way down.
This occurs when a male collects a large quantity of his own ejaculate in one large container (the Mary Poppins Bag). A common use of the Mary Poppins Bag is to be tossed into an unexpecting female during their gynecology appointment - exploding on impact.
Erik: (casually) Yo I just gave Lindsay my fat 'Mary Poppins Bag' on Wednesday.
John: (disgusted) You are actually a disgusting human being... (Curious) Did you film it?
When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.
Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve
She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!
A "Cli" is when you tuck your man tackle out the back of your legs, put your knees together and it looks as though you are a Vagina man.
In 1978, a young lad from Invercargill (Peter Evans), while visiting students in Dunedin, took this a step further. He did a Cli while standing on the dining table at a party, while holding an open umbrella, then set fire to his pubic hair and jumped off the table, thus producing the first "Mary Poppins Flaming Cli".
He did a "Mary Poppins Flaming Cli" while jumping of the dining table.