A fork of Rural Dictionary
Polite thing to say when you've accidentally revealed something that's bothering you.
Used so the other person forgets about it and doesn't worry.
Person 1 - Ah, yesterday was horrible.
Person 2 - Why? What happened?
Person 1 - It doesn't matter.
Person 2 - Cool, I'm going for some chips.
A movement created in 2020 to help boys and men express themselves more.
Harry: I am a femboy.
Trace: I am too!
John: Let's join the movement! Femboys Matter!
1: Would you rather be a donkey or a matter baby?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?
Sexual relations. Used in Hamlet. A pun on the word "cunt." One of the few dirty jokes in Shakespeare that high school kids immediately get.
Hamlet: Did you think I meant country matters?
matter-of-crap is an American expletive most commonly used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. The phrase is generally use to express disapproval of or to deplore.
1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.
2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.
3.) Given to expressing disapproval.
4.) Not based on facts.
Wife: Hey honey did you catch the news today about Dick Cheney critisizing the new administration ?
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
A spinoff of the popular ABC sitcom, Perfect Strangers about a black Chicago family, the Winslows and their family matters, hence the show's name. In later seasons the central character was Stephen Q. Urkel, the next door neighbor and nerd who forever had a crush on Laura Winslow. His character was brilliant but socially inept and clumsey. The Urkel character appeared in the first season as a one time role but reappeared as a main character after his huge popularity. In the show's last episode (due to its cancellation), Steve was engaged to Laura but disappeared into outter space on a NASA mission. It is not known wheather he and Laura married or not.
Family Matters was a nice family sitcom with no vices and one of the few clean shows on television.