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What the McFuck

When you wait in line for Szechwan sauce at McDonald's for an hour, but then the employees tell you that they sold out at 5 am.

Employee: "I'm sorry ma'am we sold out of Szechwan sauce this morning."
Greg: "WHAT THE MCFUCK??!!"

by the kid from that one class October 14, 2017

McFuck job

A person who is less intelligent than a participant in the special Olympics

a person that think they know it all and and knows not what they speak of it a total McFuck job..

by big daddy DAGO March 31, 2009

Screwed McFucked

A fun way to state that something or someone is severely screwed and/or fucked. Inspired by the name Scrooge McDuck from the 90s cartoon Duck Tales.

- "they only take cash"
- "all i have is plastic"
- "the atm is out of order"
- "shit, we are screwed mcfucked"

by jibo March 15, 2007

Splooge McFuck

The porn adaptation of Scrooge McDuck

"dude wtf is that porn? Is that a guy dressed like Scrooge Mcduck?"
"No bro, that's Splooge McFuck you moron"

by idiotperson March 02, 2017

mcfuck yourself

what you say when you don't want to take out the Mctrash to the Mcgarbage when you're Mcdrunk.

you can go Mcfuck yourself. nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare!

by CWildt March 02, 2020

Twat McFuck

1. A person who answers something really obvious incorrect
2. A Incredibly annoying person
3. A Person (more commonly a man) with an IQ lower than 69

Some kid: Your face is the size of the football field!
Another kid: Shut up you Twat McFuck

by KnightzFoLife February 22, 2016

Chicken Mcfuck

It requires proper context so if something was mildly scary,annoying, or surprising just say what the chicken mcfuck (yes you can still yell it)

Bro what the chicken mcfuck did you just hit.

by Veldrexin February 09, 2021