A fork of Rural Dictionary
To pull one's punches in the verbal sense in order to not offend.
Yeah I said it. I'm not going to mince words with you. If you don't like it then take a hike.
A game where someone says 'mints or mince' and someone guesses which. Quite pointless yet fun!
Mints or mince? Mints. Correct!
When one penetrates so far during anal sex, that they actually reach the recipitants intestines, hence 'mince'. the anal equivalent of deep throat
"Where's Jamie?" "Dunno, probably prodding the mince with josh"
When ones clitoris protrudes out from ones vaginal flaps.
Dave:"Ah mate that lass lastnite had a proper hanging mot like?" Leanne:"Eee man a string of mince everything should be nice a tucked away"
When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.
The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.
After banging some hoe in the ass and then mouth. taking a shit on her tits then jizzing on the shit.
"Hey Bill I gave that hoe a mince and cheese" "dude thats fucking awesome" "I filmed it too " "dude"