A fork of Rural Dictionary
Moisty Mire is a common landing spot in the Battle Royale game, Fortnite. It is also used by edgy minecraft players, as a way to say "nice".
Ninja: Just got a Legendary scar!
Myth: Damn, Moisty Mire!
Ninja: I know, right?
A girl who is now legal to hit on and take home, but who was definitely a moistie when she was 16. She is said to have 'graduated' from Moistie University after taking the appropriate, hilariously named, 'classes'.
Joe: "Hey there"
Jane: "Hi"
Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"
Jane: "Way back in the day"
Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"
Verb: The act of becoming aroused. This arousal can be caused by people, events, clothing, food and any and all other experiences and need not be sexual in any way shape or form.
This is the female equivalent of the male "Cracking a Fat"
Christmas is only two weeks away- so cracking a moisty right now
A moistie cadet is a girl who is too young to be a moistie, but has greater than a 90% chance to become a moistie when she turns 16.
Joe1: "Damn, look at those hot-ass moisties"
Joe2: "Let's see their faces"
Joe1: "Whoa, they're like 13, but they're definitely (moistie) cadets"
The prestigious swampy lands of Fortnite: Battle Royale; also, my undercarriage
“Quick! Let’s get to the moisty mire before my mire gets moist”
A guy who’s cock is so huge and can make any girl moist, usually a tall man with a large cock that pulls so many girls and sits the bench for varsity. He is usually squaded up with strong masculine men such as Parker’s, beau’s, and Landon’s.
Me: That’s a moisty Maddox
Parker: damn he gets so much pussy
A slang term for intercourse, although certain regional uses may reference kissing.
We were mashing moisties last night, even though she has a boyfriend.