A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gay fagatorial cunt. Don't leave your dad in a room with him or your parents marriage is gone. He will fuck any male creature as he is essentially the god of gay niggas. He will lick your toes and shit into your mum's pussy (The shitting pussy sex move is a one in a lifetime occurrence that griffin makes). Other than when he's raping you in small child size car he's being a pedo in the small town of somewhere that I do not muvafuckin no niggi niggi nigga.
"Dad nooooo don't shut the door, griffin Munro is in there"
Matt Munro is the alter-ego of famous singer Ed Sheeran. Ed discovered that he needed to have a disguise from the paparazzi so he transformed into Matt Munro, moved to Australia and attends St Kevins college. The only giveaway that it's Ed Sheeran is his fluffy, greasy, recently-cut RANGA HAIR.
"Is that Ed Sheeran?"
"Nah bruh its just Matt Munro"
Jacky Munro, the affiliate with Meru the Succubus. Sorcerer of cum, and an absolute little homosexual who slurps on mcdonalds sprite at 4:13am. Jack loves the great taste of punctured pussy and is a dick wielder with his 9 metre shlongh.
Jack Munro is a fucking demi god
The whole teams doing bad, must be the Munro effect!
The act of climbing all the 3000 ft or higher mountains in Scotland.
A Scottish mountain over 3000 ft is called a "munro". You "bag" each one by climbing it.
Nope, I'll be out in the Highlands munro bagging this weekend with all my gear so you can't borrow my tent.
From Scottish Origins, A Dirty Munro commonly takes place on either a croquet field or a golf course.
A male will proceed to perch himself ontop of a bench followed by a small leap into the air, using gravity to aid the insertion of a full golf club/croquet racket deep inside the colon. Once inserted he will wait for the next group of players to tee off and use him as a putter/racquet.
"That was a spectacular round today, even landed that putt with the Dirty Munro on the 14th"