A fork of Rural Dictionary
A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day. He’s so short.
On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them
National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day. Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!