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P meaning pussy.

Edward: James, my good fellow, I am feeling rather randy and I need to get me the P.

James: Fuck off u bent cunt.

a funny face, used to resemble a face with its tounge out.

omg i s0000000 0wned j00 =P

A mispelled word that was supposed to be "lol"

Person 1: Hey dude I got a funny joke.

Person 2: Okay, let me hear it.

-Person 1 tells the joke-

Person 2: ;p;!

Person 1: Ehh, what?

Person 2: Sorry meant lol.

Pull or Pass

Pull pass

Josh: Hey Diane, p/p me?
Diane: Definitely pass, yo ass ugly as fuck

An emoticon expressing an evil desire to see whoever it has been sent to, uncomfortable, hurt, displeasured, annoyed, etc. Also a signifier of inner laughter at their misfortune.

Person 1: A bird flew into my head today :(

Person 2: LMAO >:P

An emotocon meaning "im coming over to eat your pussy"

The winky face is important because you always need to keep one eye open

Text:
Boy: your clothes are so pretty
Girl: aw thanks :)
Boy: but i bet you'd look prettier without them ;)
Girl: oh yeah? well why don't you find out
Boy: ok ;p>

An emoticon showing a tongue protruding from one's face. This can often be disrespectful, or simply a way of being cute.

I'm gonna tell Becky about last night! :P