Country Dictionary

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offline browser

A newspaper

When the power is out for an extended period of time, sometimes you have to read in an offline browser.

by aseigler September 07, 2011

Offline Bengee Vibes

A call for much needed financial generosity by a popular gaming streamer only to not reciprocate this generosity to dedicated and supportive fan.

Snutz: I need them offline bengee vibes
Dedicated fan: gotchu

Snutz has gone offline

Dedicated fan: Bro you going to q tonight?

by BrehTacos March 08, 2021

Offline lag escape

Escaping from an unwanted discussion with someone on facebook by leaving facebook and pretending you never saw the incoming message because of the 5 minutes lag when logging out.

That random dude started talking to me on facebook, I had to offline lag escape.

by Meussieur June 20, 2010

Let's take this offline

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.

The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 06, 2021

Facebook Always Offline

When a person always puts themself offline because they don't want others to know how much time they really spend on Facebook looking at all your friends, friend requesting your friends, the first to comment on a post, reading others posts.

Facebook Always Offline- they show offline but you just posted a comment and 5 seconds later your post has a thumbs up by them! All the time!!!

by greekgrl March 09, 2012

Fake offline

The act of putting ur status to offline when infact, ur online

guy 1: man this bitch is so clingy idk what to do
guy 2: just go fake offline man

by ur fav bad bitch hun May 23, 2022

offline

Someone that Off-line they are off from the line

FOR PHONE CALLS
Narrator: Sorry, the person you're calling is currently offline.
FOR LINES
(inside a party: there's a cupcake stand that has THE ULTIMATE RAINBOW CUPCAKE)
Person 1: I will wait until it is my turn
Person 2: Same!
Person 4: *saw person 3 go away from the line, thinking he didn't want the cupcakes* In Mind: He's off from the line now, TIME TO STEAL IT

by dirty_earth July 02, 2024