A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person that always makes you laugh so hard your going to have a seizure.
I can't stand this oli.
This guy is the light of your life, once you have him you're never letting go, he is that guy who sends you an X and your heart flutters, when he says good morning you kiss your phone because you can't see each otherðŸ˜.(lockdown) he is beautiful,funny,and accepting.
Oli: good morning x
Girl:hi🥰
a premature ejaculation that was implanted into a bisexual gorilla as part of a nazi experiment in the 50s.frozen in time then born in a test tube in the 80s there remain very few of these hermaphradites alive.easily spotted they are miniature humans with depraved gay tendencies
wow what a freak that dwarf is copping off with my neighbours dog,bet hes a proper oli
Oli is the ugliest boy in the world and will get bullied all the time!
Ew, he's and Oli!