A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the bedroom.
OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
He looks like a literal bean
Guy: Do you see Jacob Porch Monkey: Oh I thought it was a bean
Jacob is a gentlemen . He will never, not even in a million years, make you do something you don't want to do. He is the sweetest, and most generous person ever. He always knows what to say and when to say it. When it's the right time, he will tell you he loves you, and you feel a stronger connection. Jacob is perfect.
Friend: So, how did your date go last night? You: It was just perfect because of Jacob. He told me he loves me, and I felt a much stronger conection with him.
A funny guy, decently smart but has a retarded side. Not bad with girls but can lose his tracks. Gives good advise, comforts anyone who needs it. Even if he's down himself. An average guy with good qualities
Jacob really helped me yesterday