A fork of Rural Dictionary
The only correct way to write, and the superior writing instrument. All other writing instruments cower in fear under the superiority of fountain pens.
Roses are red, students pay rent, fountain pens are the superior writing instrument Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKING BABY!
Noun. A bowl like form in the scrotum area filled with any liquid. Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape) When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)
Showered with my girlfriend and she took a sip out of my fountain of youth. I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.
A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?
1. One who has so much negativity built up inside that they practically spew negativity/negative like a fountain spews water. 2. One who makes rude comments towards another without being provoked. 3. One whos only method of feeling better is to try making you feel as shitty or shittier than they do.
Leo: stfu. Leo: srsly, ur dumbbb!!! Tom: "u are just a fucking negativity fountain these days!l" OR Jack: "I'm on vacation all week!" Jill: "It'll probably rain." Jack: "well at least i got my paycheck today." Jill: "but ur car insurance is due and u owe me 40 bucks!" Jack: "you don't have to be such a negativity fountain!"
A soft drink that you usually get from fast food places. It is a combanation of chemicals that make it taste fresher.
"Damn, I left my fountain drink out for so long that all the ice has melted"
In Chinese mythology, the Yellow Fountain is the spring where the souls of the dead come to quench their thirst.
You stuck one foot in the entrance of the Yellow Fountain!
Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.
"Scenario: Two people texting each other." Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up?? Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later? Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain* Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!" The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!