A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fed on instagram that claims to be a sim swapper but in reality he has an office desk job at the FBI HQ
Woah man you’re going to jail, who caught you?
That nigga wagon he was wearing a wire
Larger than life or fat person, who is moving at speed.
That girl is an absolute Wagon
An inconsiderate jackass of an individual who has no regard for others feelings or state of mind, a careless simpleton.
Colton: "Hey, whadda you think will happen if I shit in this urinal?"
Andy: "Stop it, don't be such a wagon."
As Dan proceeds to gawk at that girl's booty and make monkey sounds he is being a huge wagon.
Wagon is loud. Wagon is bouncy. Wagon is Wagon. Don’t make Wagon mad. Wagon is not nice when Wagon is mad. That being said, stay away from mad Wagon. Mad Wagon will roll over your hopes and dreams and mental stability. And your carrot pencil case.
Person 1: What happened to Wagon?
Person 2: I dunno, but she’s tearing that kid’s carrot pencil case apart. Poor kid.