A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mental disorder in which, the patient attempts to influence a single or a variable size group of individuals to commit several actions accordingly to the patients desires. This differs from other disorders, since the patient has two sets of clothing on stand by, one to subvert people in public and other for plotting.
Me: Today I woke up and started to do the dishes.
Friend: Why would you do that?
Me: I think my wife maybe influenced in my sleep
Friend: Does she sometimes wear a black robe?
Me: Yes. Why?
Friend: I believe your wife suffers from palpatinism
When one begins to cum on a girls face and she holds her hands up, wrinkles her face, and moans “I’m too weak” like Emperor Palpatine in his battle with Mace Windu in Star Wars: The Revenge of the Smith.
Dude I was feeling bored last night so I Palpatined my girl and felt just like Samuel L. Jackson
When while playing codenames you give a terrible clue and then double down on that terrible clue
Wow Rob really palpatined the shit out of that round!