A fork of Rural Dictionary
All Pomp and Circumstance, when one has used all spec points allotted to the situation and spent them all on the pomp and is left without any circumstances. Not unlike the glam rock genre.
Look at Dan, 3 hours in the bathroom plucking his “beard” and using all the perfume in the house, just to sit in the garage in the dark like some Glam Pomp troll. Hide your headphones.
In essence, someone who is a natural leader resembling characteristics of pure instincts and foresight. This person is constantly outworking others and will do anything to get better.
You see Thomas over there lifting those huge weights? That’s some Pomp Energy.
A ceremonious and splendid display, especially at a public event.
"St. Paul's was perfectly adapted to pomp and circumstance"
A noun used towards men/boys when being rude to a girl just to not be called a simp. It's like an anti-simp. Normally this behavior is really uncalled for and derogatory.
Woman: Ok I see him going to bombsite B (online)
Pomp: Shut up woman you don't know sh*t. Go back to the kitchen.
Woman: Wow, you are such a pomp.
When you pomp someone , you want to bang them so hard that so much sperm wI'll be ejected into their vagina, that they'll be pregnant with like. 3 twins..
Hello my darling, I'm gonna pomp you so hard.