A fork of Rural Dictionary
A female who wears excessive amounts of makeup to cover her nasty pock marked face.
I bet it would take a chisel to get all that makeup of that pothole skank's face.
When you're giving a rim job and sneeze into her butt and then she farts the sneeze back into your face.
"Damn, I caught pink eye from that New Orleans Pothole last night" - Geoff
when you are driving down the highway with your honey, you pull over the car and grab a pilon off the road. you then proceed to shove the pilon up her ass, untill the hole is large. throw her out of the car and leave her on the highway, the next dude to pick her up will get a pothole suprise.
that bitch gave me a pothole suprise.
fuck that bitch, giver' a pothole.
your such a pothole lovin son of a B.
Missing or misaligned teeth; a jacked up grill, esp. as the result of being punched in the mouth. A reference to the De La Soul song "Potholes in My Lawn".
If you don't shut up I'm finda put some potholes in your lawn.
The use of POTHOLE to describe someone is an age old term originating in Southern Ireland (Tipp/Limerick region).
Simple explanation: What do you do when you see a pothole in the road? Avoid it because it will fuck your car up. Well a pothole will fuck your night up and potentially your life.
POTHOLE (Describing someone) defines:
when used to describe someone POTHOLE means they are a dickhead and should be avoided at all costs, especially on nights out.
“Don’t go near him, he’s a pothole”
“Your bird is a pothole”
“Fuck off you pothole”
“Your one is a pothole and a gowl” (see “gowl” for meaning“
Plural:
“You’re all potholes”
Group of potholes:
SHOWER of potholes
Or
PACK of potholes
When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years
Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!
when your car is making a strange noise, you hit a pothole, and it goes away. Pothole fix.
car: whirrrrrrr clank bop
pothole: I gotcha fam. I'll pothole fix you
*kachunk*
*Silence*