A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.
I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.
Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.
I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.
Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic
“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?” “No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom” *gestures to disposable gloves*
A fork with one elongated prong.
Hey Dave, can you pass me the one pronged fork?
Triple penetration with your fingers, where the third orifice is created ad-hoc
Fred, two fingers in Meredith, and realising his thumb was lonely, decides to go for a 3 pronged fork and immediately and painfully 'digs his own hole' with his thumb.