Country Dictionary

Paper Towels

Mom: Hey do we need TP? Me: No, but we need some PT.

PTS literally standing for Pre-Teen Skank. Any girl who is petite in size and looks to be very young yet dresses in tight, small, and revealing clothing. Used during a PTS alert.

Mike and Ryan went to the mall and saw a whole lot of PTS.

Praise the sharks is a term used in religion about sharks, it is important as it will grow to become the largest religion in a few years, it has good potential as well as quite funny, we at praise the sharks would love for you to experience this with us Welcome to PTS or Praise the sharks

priest: Praise the sharks' jimmy Jimmy: NO! Preist: Do it Jimmy: ugh FINE. Praise the sharks' PTS = Praise the sharks

Pull through sensation is the feeling you experience the second you rip a cone, billy, kettle or beugle through the cone piece. Some say the pull through sensation (pts) is what makes the act of smoking bongs so addictive because the feeling of pts is so powerful. Pts is experience best with a decent tobacco ratio in the mix of weed and best experienced when the cone is packed really tightly

Whoa the pts on that last kettle I had was intense Man I swear smoking billies is all about the pts lord Fuck I swear I’m addicted to the pts lords

peeping the scene

My man was cheating, so I went by his house and PTS

(1)"Playing Time" sexual (2)"Physical Training" (3)"Partying Time"

(1)Boy: "Hey Baby we gonna do PT tonight?" Girl: "Heck yeah" (2)Cadet:I Don't want to do PT today! Sgt.: "Shut Up Boy and get to work!!" (3) Boy 1: "Hey man u goin' to that party tonight?" Boy 2: "Hell yeah man! It's PT!!!"

Poon Tang

"God Damn!!! I need to get some PT!"`