A fork of Rural Dictionary
The situation when somebody has this new partner and want to impress their friends by telling about how good they are at sex. While everybody knows for sure it is fake.
They ate my pussy for 40 minutes straight! 40 minutes of eating pussy, guess you can never find someone that will do that for you.
October 1st, national day to eat pussy
I’m going over babygirl house on Oct, 1st for national eat pussy day
Boy: I’m about to go to my girl house Friend: what y’all finna do Boy: I’m bout to eat her pussy didn’t you hear tomorrow is national eat pussy day
National eat pussy Day is on June 25th. People celebrate by eating girls out.
Forest: “I’m going to Christiana’s house tomorrow.” Emily: “To do what?” Forest: “Imma eat her out didn’t you hear tomorrow’s National Eat Pussy Day!”
A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too." In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly? Sam: Yea. Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend. Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other. Happy eating pussy day !
yo boys it’s national eating pussy day
October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other. Happy eating pussy day !
yo boys it’s national eating pussy day