A fork of Rural Dictionary
A literal cocksucker. The only thing he needs to be the modern hitler is to commit suicide in a bunker.
Zelensky: We will stop Putin's offensive
verb. To fall down the stairs and shit your pants.
“Try not to putin yourself on the way out.”
“This one time in middle school, I accidentally putined a little, but thankfully no major news outlet caught wind of it.”
A fart that invades a space swiftly and without restraint.
Bro, Joey came over after eating pizza and laid a real Putin. My apartment stank for a week.