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Ripe Nob

A nob that is tender and ready to explode. Can also be described as juicy. Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.

Swift - "i have a riper nob if you like a bite"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Ripe Tits

When a girl exercises wearing a sports bra, afterwards her tits become extremely firm and enjoyable. Therefore they are ripe, or good for the picking!

I just biked 40 miles.. When I got home in the shower I had a serious case of Ripe Tits!

by P0OPBALLZ March 30, 2011

ripe anus

Ripe Anus, ripe-anus 1) A point in time directly after the relese of flatulants pertanning to the oriface. 2) The lingering smell of an individual who has a severe case of the mudd butt. In this case, an uncomplete wiping of the anus. 3) A refferance to the tightness of a girlfriends brown eye. Perhaps a boyfriends. Not my preferance.

1) Dude this song sucks Ripe Anus! 2) You stink, go wipe your ass you ripe anus! 3) Girl you have such a Ripe Anus!( That ones sure to kill her mood. Think it, don't say it.)

by NickName4U April 20, 2006

Ripe

Ripe Means Cool, Fresh and Sometimes New

Example 1.) "Did you see Alice In wonderland?" "Yeah Man it was so Ripe!" Example 2.) "Talking of Old Films Have You Seen Avatar?" "That's Not Old Man that's so RIPE!"

by Xanthene April 01, 2010

ripe pablo

The act of conducting anal sex. Ejaculating into the recipient's anus. Then laying under said recipient's anus while they push the ejaculate into the ejaculator's mouth.

Ed loved tasting himself, after some hot anal he always requested a ripe pablo.

by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington March 03, 2010

Ripe and on the Vine

A hot girl that is old enough to date but still lives with and is supported by her parents.

Guy #1 "Did you see that one" Guy #2 "yeah she is Ripe and on the Vine" Guy #1 "Darn.... I think you are right..." Guy #2 "yeah dude she is wearing a Hanna Montana shirt and driving a Jaguar...she must be Ripe and on the Vine"

by THE GOEGE September 22, 2010