Country Dictionary

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Morning routine

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit

Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!

by Jack Spank9049 February 04, 2023

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024

Weekend routine

Friday: smoke a little with the boys

Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys

Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first

by robinsm20 April 25, 2019

whole routine

Sexual intercourse

Did you guys do the whole routine?

by Rockin Socken Chick January 29, 2025

Rotta routine nooni

Rotta nooni is the husband of chi reddy in an interview her wife said that he loves doggy style from that interview his name changed as doggy star he used sympathy as his weapon and surving here he also have many names like rotta star, rotta routine noooni ,sympathy star, doggy star, pathanjali, kalamandha etc.. he is suffering from asthama after watching his dialogues his fans called him as asthama star also

Rotta routine nooni doggy style

by Marana masss July 26, 2021