Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

señor rick

A cholo with a small penis. He likes to steal your money..... Because he's a Mexican

Fuck señor Rick

by Spanky. December 04, 2014

señor hairy-shoulders

A Curly haired male who sits shirtless in front of the telly playing on his xbox all day long. Has extremely hairy shoulders and can usually name most of the weapons from call of duty.

Alex Mcdonald is señor hairy-shoulders

señor hairy-shoulders took Courtenay home last friday night

by herpsderpyherp October 12, 2011

Señor Pearl

The hottest most sexy Spanish teacher ever. There is no word that can describe his beauty. Every time he rolls his r’s or scolds you, you will feel it to the bone. His crystal blue eyes shimmer in the sky like the ocean. You wish you could have his class everyday.

Student 1: ugh I wish I had Spanish
Student 2: yeah I have the hottest teacher ever, Señor Pearl

by Hottest student February 14, 2024

Señor Estban

A sexy beast

Me: Señor Estban touched my hand

Friend: licks hand aggressively

by Silkygoose76 February 11, 2022

Señor Cock

A term similar to daddy which can be used during intercourse

can also be used as a dirty nickname for a second half

Chris: hey baby how's your day been
Jenny: ooo you know its been good my Señor Cock

by C0CkMan November 21, 2020

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Señor Mule

Señor Mule is someone who works hard and doesn’t quit till the job is done

Señor Mule take a break I can finish it

by Nebraska-Canadian March 11, 2022