A fork of Rural Dictionary
An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.
Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
Used to describe one of the members of We talk funny Minnesota. Online Shiva is best known for doding LANS and weighing over 350 pounds.
God damnit, online shiva is just too good.
Being a Shiva basically means that you are a..... obsessive, bitchy, angry, 40-year-old-virgin, who has no motive in life and is super obsessed about a certain someone even though they don't feel the same towards you, so you spoil them with gifts trying to get their acceptance. Also, you blame the world for all your problems. You have no drive in life and you blame the world for that. Also, you're ugly, fat, and will forever be alone due to your anxiety or driving. Which is why you only go distances within a mile radius of your residence. And you have no life so you just play league all day and sit and wait for your friends that you take for granted to come online and guilt trip them into gaming with you until day breaks... and the list goes on and on.
Bro, stop "being a shiva"! You make me really uncomfortable. I accept you for who you are and all but I don't feel the same way towards you.
used from the word "arms" which means: Someone doing something that is considered mean.
shiva an indian god has many arms therefore someone who is being "more arms than shiva" is being very very arms
hey rahul you are being more arms than shiva.
yo man that was more arms than shiva.
The one true god according to sam o’nella
Thank shiva gautama christ chan for saving our son from cancer
Can’t you believe it, it’s already December 6th it’s national beat up shiva day.
A beautiful girl , who acts like God, which really fits her. As you can guess she's kind and cruel at the same time . Her smile can bring you back to life and kill you at the moment. Sweet and sour.
She puts you on her spell , and there's no way to get out . You will feel joy with pain. Exactly like love, life , time , and every other thing in this world.
She is Shiva , it hurts , but I love it.