Country Dictionary

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving

I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...

A man who is extremely handsome, super fucking hilarious, charming, has a big heart, intelligent, emotionally intelligent, he's the best daddy in the whole world, always wants to help others, is very talented at anything he does, can play drums and the guitar like a panty dripping Rockstar, knows how to please his woman, has a big package.... Oops, I meant is the whole package. Like everything you would want your man to be... He's totally perfect. And that is what a Sicles is.

I married me a Sicles.

Involves two people and a cow, one face fucks the cow while the other inserts a popsicle made of the same cows milk into it's rectum

Come on Dad let's go make a Cow-sicle and have waffle frys afterwards

Another word of guitar chops.

Malmsteen has mad shred-sicles.