A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one's routine consists of nothing but eating and sleeping. According to the Pokedex entry for Snorlax, "All it does is eats and sleeps."
Last night when he was home alone, Sam decided to go on the Snorlax Diet.
When two people, who are excessively obese.. fall deeply in love. Not to be confused with Munchlax love.
SNORLAX used Attract! It's super effective! guy watching: I CAN'T TELL WHAT BODY PART GOES WHERE!!!!!!! O___O;; daycare people: It's Snorlax love!! :'3
The Snorlax challenge is to eat six paczki's in a span of 15 minutes
Joe: did you see Bob try the Snorlax challenge? It was hilarious Ken: yeah I didn’t think he would have even gotten to 4 Bob:(into trashcan) blueeeeehhh I hate you guys
The act of sexual intercourse with an overly large disgusting woman
I was drrunk and went Snorlax Stuffing
Utilizing Ones Stomach In A Wave-Like Motion To Wet Mates Vaginal Cavity. Also Used In Dry Humping.
He Put The Thump On Her Using His Legendary, Rarely Seen Sloppy Snorlax.
A wild snorlax is a mythical beast with large owl-like eyes with which it can penetrate the darkest of depths. A strong stork like beak which it uses to tear through even the thickest of skin allowing it to get whatever it desires. Upon it’s head is draped a mess of thin straight hair parting to the sides behind the two human-like ears it owns. Ears used not for hearing but to help it to better blend in with mankind, on which it preys. In addition to ears, the wild snorlax walks upright, drawing many a weak hearted to her hungry talons. For the only wild snorlax that exists is female. It must breed with a man, after each breeding she feasts on the mans flesh and of ever fifteen men she breeds with only one man will successfully impregnate her. Once impregnated, the wild snorlax hibernates for 2 years, month 24, a beast is born. In conclusion a snorlax is the ugliest of available females, not even human! And each snorlax reproduces only enough for their species to survive. But all males must be wary of her DEADLY desires.
Subi: Bro, what's the curious aroma creeping under the doorway? Tony: I have no idea (Subi cracks open the door, and draws back in fear.) Tony: What is that hideous rotund bohemoth of a woman? Subi: It's the Wild Snorlax! Take cover!