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What you call yourself when you get to the putting green and you're all shaky and can't perform at your best
When asked about his play on the last day at Augusta, Woods replied: "I putted atrociously today. Once I got on the greens, I was a spaz."
1.Someone who is very clumsy, 2.Bad fashion sense, some one who wears colours that don't match 3.Derogatory term for someone with the disease spastic syndrome, when using the word spaz in this way it is usually spelt Spazz 4.Someone who is hyperactive or over excited, 5.a SPAS is a type of shotgun
1.Jack: lol paul is a spaz he keeps getting ran over by parked cars 2.Baz: yeah he dresses like a spaz too, why does he have them jeans on which have the same pattern as a Scottish kilt 3.Random Mexican: yo holmes his sister probably has spastic syndrome Jack: whoa who are you weirdo Random Mexican: mey yo amigo holmes Baz: how old are you 'bout 40? and your trying to chat up a 17 year old? Random Mexican: What! chat up, yo crazy man? thats sick, yo ima gettin outta here man (Random Mexican walks away) 4.Baz: lol that scared him off, Jack:still he seemed to have a lot of energy though lol Baz: yeah like a spaz 5.Jack: if paul had a sister tha Random Mexican probably would have had his head blown off with a SPAS within the hour lol
A person that isnt handicapped but should be. Always acting retarded. Doing rediculous things before thinking. Jerkin it to Big Toys.
"Jimmy is a spaz!" "Stop being such a fucking spaz Jimmy!" "OMG! Jimmy you are a fuckin spaz!" "Geoff watches porn about big toys. He is such a spaz!"