A fork of Rural Dictionary
a little fuckface who dosent give a fuck about you and only wants to give you math homework
While telling a sexually charged story, yelling profanities, or sticking waterbottles in you pants have a lookout yell TEACHER!!!!!! when a teacher is near, as not to be beaten with a paddle. FOR BEST effect every one must yell the word AS LOUd and as many times as possible(so you dont look suspicious) and then begin to dance in a robotic fashion
So i stuck a hamster in my ass and heard it scream.... lookout-TEACHER!!!! (everyone stops and dances)
Teachers are those people who ask you to find solutions for problems you haven't known before.
The teacher asks: Why is a parallelogram not the same as a trapezoid? -> Is that really important??????? -> Do we really need to know that in our future??
Your third parent. Although they boast a degree of education, sadly there are too many that can't even teach, and you wonder what they've been doing for 4-6 years in 'education' college, whatever crappy one it was.
My teacher chronically masturbated for 4 years in a row, non-stop, during college. Now he teaches me.
Usually caring and inspirational in elementary school. Teachers in middle school and beyond are souless bastards sent by Satan. Most teachers are ignorant and/or hate children. Makes you wonder why they picked
I don't care that you have a break! The day we come back from holiday vacation we have a quiz. Why? Because I'm the teacher and I said so.
Disease found in teachers who have to deal with students suffering from senioritis. Symptoms are similar to those of the sudents yet affecting test grading, staff meetings attendance, etc.
Diego: Dude did Mr. Smith come today? Seb: Nah man. All his classes today were with seniors so he succumbed to teacheritis.