A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sport in which the players use their racquets to hit a ball over a net to score a point against the other player. Everyone knows the racquet to use when playing tennis is a Prince. Not Head.
I played tennis with my Prince racquet and won 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0. Head racquets aren't good.
Tennis is sport for people who don’t like getting dirty and are most likely wealthy.
Niel Caulter, a tennis player, just smashed his 2018 Mercedes S-Class Cabriolet with his racket!
The most gay sport in the world, known for moaning and wacking balls, tennis is very popular but also gay.
“Do you want to go play tennis this afternoon?”
“No, that’s gay.”
verb. To tennis something is to hit it with a tennis racket repeatedly
Dude, some guy was hitting on my girlfriend at this bar, so i went out and tennised his truck, then he came out and started talking smack, so i tennised him. Now im in prison