Country Dictionary

This is a phrase you use with your friends when they can go out on a friday night and you can't because you have some other boring shit to do.

Sarah:We gotta go. Have fun studying tonight.
Lenna: Tgif mother fucker.

When a colleague schedules a meeting anytime after 2pm on a Friday.

My boss TGIF blocked me so I couldn't run errands this afternoon.

Tongue goes in first

When fornicating with Maria, I always make sure my TGIF to ensure she treats my python like a king cobra.

It's 7 p.m. Friday (Yup)
It's ninety-five degrees (Woo)
I ain't got no nigga and no nigga ain't got me

Text on phone: TGIF

That Guy I'm Fucking

Last night when my friend called me I told her about TGIF.

TGIF
Thank God I Filed (for divorce)

My friends sent a text on Friday at work "TGIF" I replied , "thank God I filed" !

Thank
God
I’m
Fresh

shit bro i think i’m gettin’ munched tonight. oh well TGIF !1!1!