A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj: 1. flashy, ostentatious, attratcing attention. 2. to become erect sexually
1. Chico was blinging when he stolled up in the club last night.
2. Chico's yummy-doodle was blinging when I was dancing w/ him at the club last night.
Your jewelry that is iced out or crushed out with diamonds, usually platinum or gold: watches(Gucci, Rolex, Cartier), chains, pieces, bracelets, and platinum or gold slugs(teeth).
Whats happen whoadie! I went down to the Gucci to buy some new bling-bling. Check it out cousin. This i how we do it down south, whoadie!
Bling today:
1. Any shiny thing which distracts morons such as rappers.
2. Often takes the form of jewellery, may be expensive but is commonly cheap, used to give the impression of wealth. Adored by Chav's.
3. Gaudy over the top hideous and wholly unneccessary.
Example 1,
Rapper: Check my bling 22's yo'
Me: wow there hideous, get some taste.
Rapper:..........(distracted ny own relfection in chrome)
Example 2,
Chav A:lurk at ma soverin ring youi
Chav B:Yer tha luks well smart wid ya burberry 'at. Blingin' it.
Chav A:oh noooh, its raeinin it'll go green if i' gets wet!
n. Cash money. Scrilla. Dough. Legal tender.
I'ma go down to Wells Fargo and withdraw some bling bling.
the real, big, shiny stuff
along the lines of the Crown Jewels
Does not include the stuff most of us can afford
That Blin Bling on her finger does'nt allow her to lift her hand above her head