A fork of Rural Dictionary
This on a level of difficulty for sexual postions on a scail from 1-10 is about a 14. The Joe is when you do a hand stand in front of the other person nakid with all of your junk stuffed in to a condom... balls and all. then you say "dosent it look like a chest burster from alien!?"
Refer to Alien The movie for example just immitate Kane upside down in handstand mode
A person who owns a third leg, shlong, or dode. Also loves the vagina. Milfs are considered to be his prey. Hes pretty much fucked your mom so accept it.. Hes the best looking, smartest and most athlectic guy to ever walk the earth. Also preforms intercourse extremely well. His dick is considered to be holy. The envy and role model of everyman.
Dude seriously, joe needs to knock it off or there will be no more vaginas left for us.
someone who has a big heart. joes are always warm, and can never get enough hugs. they will go on long walks with you and talk about the future that is bound to happen. joes like their coffee white, and they will always make you a cup in the morning. they have great hair, usually a golden-brown color, and its always cute and ruffled in the morning. joes have minds like labyrinths. they are so confusing to read, but will always willingly tell you how they feel. they are super creative, and love to run around as much as they love to sit around and cuddle all day. but the best feature of joes is their taste in music. they love rock, classic rock, indie rock, pop-punk, alternative, and metalcore. joes will dance all day long with you, while singing of course, then sleep all night with you. most of the time joes will only wear hoodies and underwear while cuddling.
best friend: wait who was that? were you two kissing?
joes girl: oh, thats joe. hes mine.
best friend: you got a joe?! oh my god i want one!
The boy you cant help but fall in love with. The boy that is in love with someone else but deep down HAS to know your the right one for him. He is constantly hinting that he cares about you and everyone besides you and him knows you are just perfect for eachother. Sometimes he gets a bit cocky and puts up massive walls and doesnt let anyone in. He doesnt want anyone to think he isnt tough so he never shows you his real feelings. No matter how bad you think things are going, never give up on joe.. just keep trying because one day he will realize how amazing you are and how much you care about him.
He might like someone else now, but joes a real keeper.. stick with him!
joe mama Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hey Peter Griffin
Yes Steve from popular game Minecraft?
Have you heard of joe?
Who's joe?
Joe mama lmaoooooooooooo
Steve how could you I trusted you
Trolled
The ultimate gamer, nobody can compare to his gaming abilities. He has transcended to gamer god hood. He has gamed more than anyone has in there miserable lives. He was born to game, legends say when he was born he came out with a controller in hand pretending to game. Hes been affiliated with "The Gamers" a secret gaming organization who plans on taking over the world and all games as we know.
A "Wow that guy is good at this game"!
"Ya hes probably a Joe"