A fork of Rural Dictionary
Crashed and burned, as did my shares in Shire. When it game overs basically.
Guy: Its done a shire
Girl: Yup
They are mums from an area of Sydney called the Sutherland Shire. They are like a combo of a Karen, soccer Mum and Pinterest Mum combined. They all live on the water in port hacking, Lilly pilly and Caringbah south etc. They all have aesthetic Instagram pages with well behaving kids and they go to wine and sips with their girlfriends and gossip. But beware they may come across as friendly but they are judgmental bitches and love drama.
Hey babe can you watch the kids I’m going to a wine and sip with the other shire mums.
A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire.
1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly
1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me."
2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"
3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."
4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."
5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."
To suddenly pop up and then dissapear without warning. Generally used in marching bands. Made popular by Jonathan Shire
*Someone who was standing behind you walks away without your knowing*
You: He just learned to pull a shire.
Short for the Berkshires as in Berkshire County, Massachusettes
"We're heading to the shires for the weekend"
A funny more creative way to say Shots Fired.
JP Diaz:
"not at all actually. but you're a dumbass, so its expected."
superslikuzi: "FOTS SHIRED"