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Zoid

The groids jewish master.

Rabbai Silverstein is a complete zoid, look how many groids he has working under him

by Groids and zoids March 24, 2023

zoid

Zooms are little people that live inside you in little houses/pods, they get hungry and thirsty like a human. The only way to keep them safe is to keep yourself healthy!

‘Woah Evie my zoids are so hungry right now!’

by plantOverload September 05, 2021

Zoid

Someone who is a total tripper. Usually on marijuana, acid , shrooms or cactus. Hardly washes, never wears shoes, doesn't brush teeth and doesn't believe in wearing deodorant.

Hippy with paranoid delusions and mental issues.

K: Bro, did you shower this month?
G: Nah bro, just washed me hands with Solvo
K: You reek, you're such a Zoid.

M: wanna try this cactus I grew? You can totally astral travel through the omniverse.
R: OMG, what a Zoid....

F: Can't pay rent this week bro. Had to pay back my tick. I'm gonna do some art now and think about government conspiracies.
L: FFS, stop being such a Zoid and give me the rent money!

by TheOneWhoGotAway February 26, 2017

zoid

Someone acting in a dumb/obnoxious way that makes them look like a robot and/or NPC.

"He's acting like such a zoid!"

by 1torch December 13, 2024

Zoid

Someone who ruins everything for everyone usually by telling

Hey Jonny let’s go smoke. Don’t tell on us Jonny you are such s zoid.

by Transgender zeebs April 06, 2018

Zoid bot o’rama

A nickname given to one who is a freak in the sheets

“Damn that girl is so hot she must be a zoid bot o’rama

by Buffaloe October 29, 2022