A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beane is an actual name, although most people don't know it. Beanes are great friends. They are usually quiet, but if you get to know them they are a lot louder, than you originally thought. Beanes try hard and are generally happy. They love eating and all animals, but not insects. You are lucky to know a Beane.
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Pill form of MDMA, also known as ecstasy. Beans are usually sold at $10 or less a pop, and generally much cheaper than pure MDMA because beans are cut or produced with a small percentage of cocaine or heroin to dilute the content. Because beans are produced illegally and on the black market, it's almost impossible to determine the actual percentage of MDMA used in any given pill.
"Let's roll on some beans at the rave tonight." "Man I just took a bean, I'm rollin' hard." "I popped three beans on Thursday and haven't slept since."
When something happens to a person you know that is slightly misfortunate.
If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on" You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"
The statistically more realistic version of BLACKED. Instead of referring to people of African descent, it refers to Hispanics, specifically Mexicans. This phrase derives from beaner.
FOX News Reporter, Tucker Carlson: America, I bet you can't guess who's really coming to dinner with your daughter or son this evening. According to Pew Research Center intermarriage statistics, the most common intermarried coupling, by a whopping 42%, are between a Hispanic and a non-Hispanic white. Unlike other intermarried couples, it barely varies by gender as 52% of white and Hispanic couples are of a Hispanic female and a non-Hispanic white male while 48% are of a Hispanic male and a non-Hispanic white female. -Looks at camera with Tucker Carlson face- America, it looks like some of our kids are getting BEANED.