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dodgy butcher

A word for a homosexual. Dodgy butcher - Has the meat delivered round the back.

Fuck me elton john is such a butcher!

by Frank Dux June 29, 2004

Sloppy Butcher

A Sloppy Butcher is a sex position in which a guy is eating out a girl while she’s on her period.

Did you hear how frank gave his girlfriend a Sloppy Butcher last week.

by adamhello April 28, 2018

butchers apron

the union jack

you wrapped yourself in the union jack - the butchers apron

by salmonhardybucks October 19, 2010

Dodgy Butcher

Brittish Slang for a homosexual, gay man.

"Simon's a dodgy butcher..." "what do you mean?" "He likes getting his meat round the back.."

by ScottishDave August 10, 2005

Twat Butcher

One who obilterate's a females twat so it is unrecognizable

It looks like her pussy got hit by a train. Your a damn twat butcher.

by GMonty October 14, 2008

Butcher's Dishcloth

A used sanitary towel.

I entered the bathroom and saw a butcher's dishcloth on the floor.

by Daffles December 02, 2005

butcher shop

vagina; preferably a meaty one that you can eat quickly

"what are you doing tonight?" im goin to her butcher shop" "you lucky bitch!"

by qacko123 October 08, 2009